Post by Galadon on Oct 29, 2004 9:48:22 GMT -5
THE ONION'S
Countdown to the recount 2004
Inside
* How to make your vote recount
* Where to re-register for the re-vote
* When will the next president be appointed?
* Polls show Supreme Court split 5-4; a closer look at the swing justices.
* The Electoral Colloge reconsidered for the 20 billion time
* Is your state really a state?
* Your dead relatives: how they'll vote, and why
* A state by state breakdown of likely fraud and malfeasance
* Should the two America's hold separate elections?
* A look at the recount campaign ads
* Which facts to ignore and which emotional pleas to take to heart
* Five reasons why you may or may not want to throw up your hands and stop caring altogether
Countdown to the recount 2004
Inside
* How to make your vote recount
* Where to re-register for the re-vote
* When will the next president be appointed?
* Polls show Supreme Court split 5-4; a closer look at the swing justices.
* The Electoral Colloge reconsidered for the 20 billion time
* Is your state really a state?
* Your dead relatives: how they'll vote, and why
* A state by state breakdown of likely fraud and malfeasance
* Should the two America's hold separate elections?
* A look at the recount campaign ads
* Which facts to ignore and which emotional pleas to take to heart
* Five reasons why you may or may not want to throw up your hands and stop caring altogether
