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Post by Cora Goldstar on Nov 21, 2003 22:41:09 GMT -5
what does everyone think of dungeons and dragons the movie?  |
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JSUN
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Post by JSUN on Nov 23, 2003 9:17:26 GMT -5
That really terrible one with one of the Wayan's brothers in it? I thought it was absolutely atrocious!
I, along with most of my friends saw it opening night. Yep, the big premier. I wanted to die so bad after I saw it. to make it worse, as we were leaving I saw a little girl shrieking and crying because after watching it she realized god was dead.
I feel dirty just thinking about it.
JSUN
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Post by Hussar on Nov 26, 2003 2:22:19 GMT -5
I actually forced myself to sit through this on video. It was so unbelievably bad. And not even good crap. There's lots of crap movies out there that are still fun to watch. This wasn't one of them. The absolute worst movie ever made. Bar none. I'd rather watch a 64 hour Barney marathon than sit through ten minutes of this again. FX=crap, acting=very bad crap, plot= crap. Basically, a very large pile of steaming, fly infested crap. Daredevil was a good movie in comparison. Robocop 3 was high art by comparison. Xena should be Oscar material by comparison.
Do you get the idea I didn't like this movie?
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Post by Jorghnassen on Nov 26, 2003 23:14:47 GMT -5
I just can't believe they actually made THAT movie. I mean, any D&D novel would have made for a better scenario, and in my opinion all the novels suck to various degrees. And it would not have been that hard to come up with a decent original scenario either. But no! For some insane reason, they took a guy (named Courtney...) with no writing or directing experience and used his crummy 'I-ripped-most-of-my-ideas-from-Star-Wars' story, and had him direct it....
Anyway, I could go into a very, very long rant on everything that is wrong with the movie but I will stop here. Painful, painful memories...
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Post by ShonenSenshiDave on Nov 30, 2003 8:02:25 GMT -5
The only redeeming quality about that flick was that it got Jeremy Irons and Thora Birch mortgage payments for their houses... I doubt that it's actually made it onto the resume. What a horrid movie.
If elected president, I would use my powers for good by declaring that movie unconstitutional and having all copies destroyed in the attempt that the deletion of this film from modern popular culture will result in the increase of art and music classes in school. No more worrying about our students growing up to do bad movies... by erasing this utter pile of dung from our collective memories, we will encourage students to produce "good" art. And by that I mean nothing this bad ever again. Please.
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Post by Hussar on Nov 30, 2003 21:18:15 GMT -5
About the only movie that even comes close to being as bad as this is Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle. Just saw it yesterday. Whoa, what a stinker.
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Post by Zonestar on Dec 23, 2003 22:02:52 GMT -5
Lets put it this way paid 2.99 for it at rogers used returned it the next day.... only good thing about it was it eneded and didnt have a sequel.... It was a severe let down....
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Post by Nikolai Plogojowitz on Jul 30, 2004 16:34:17 GMT -5
never seen it all....i was disgusted and changed the channel. horrible piece of crap.
note to jremy irons- dude, stick to Die hard sequals
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Post by Cora Goldstar on Oct 7, 2004 15:33:01 GMT -5
i seen it finally i dont think its that bad
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