REJAR
Soldier
King of the Familers
Posts: 157
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Post by REJAR on Jan 29, 2004 10:22:03 GMT -5
Nah not a total war I just thought you would like some pudding.
*runs for cover and then counter attacks Sharess and Sights with a rain of disappaering ink bombs.*
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 0:34:44 GMT -5
Creates a small snow fortress after the first few ink bombs peg him in the eye...
Bastards! I'll get you!
Eight automated snowball cannons appear at the corners of the mini snow fortress and target Rejar and EK and begin launching salvo after salvo...
All the while Sight is in his snow lab in the mini snow fort creating something dreadful...
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 14:39:46 GMT -5
hey what the heck Sights is there room for me too ouch those damn ink bomds hurt like mad
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 15:56:20 GMT -5
Oh but of course my sweets, I would never leave you out there alone. Now do me a favor and goto the top and control the mini-snowball gatling turret. It's actually quite neat, it fires at a rate of 600 snowballs per minute, since it fires snow it never overheats, it spins 360 degrees. The doors to the left.
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:00:11 GMT -5
Sharess run to the door on the left and then goes to the snow gun and takes aim at EK and blast him snowballs and then does the same to REjar. EAT snow suckersMahahahahahahahahah
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 16:06:40 GMT -5
While the automated cannons and Sharess plink away at Rejar and EK with snowballs Sight remains in his lab working on his creation...
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Feb 4, 2004 16:19:25 GMT -5
Alright, lets dance
*Builds lego fort and hides in it*
*Builds horrific combination of lego heavy blaster, nerf guns, and super soaker*
*Sits in gunner's seat*
HAHAHAHA!!! Who's your daddy???
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:21:07 GMT -5
NOT YOU *fires more snow balls at EK and his silly lego fort
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Feb 4, 2004 16:23:45 GMT -5
OK, you asked for it!!!
*Fires overwhelming volley of water, nerf rockets, pretend heavy blaster rays, GI Joe ejectable parts, and plastic shuriken at the snow fort*
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 16:29:29 GMT -5
EUREKA!!!
Suddenly the earth begins to shake and tear around the snow castle... The snow castle grows as another level appears out of the ground with 8 more automated snow cannons and a giant ice gate.
The ice gate then slams to the ground and out marches hundreds upon hundreds of ice armored snow figures, each 8 inches tall, wielding swords, shields, pole arms, crossbows and such made of ice. Great siege engines of ice roll out among the army to obliterate all fortifications that stand in their way. It is a veritable snow army of pokiness.
They march forward, battalion after battalion in a fashion such as to protect themselves. Suddenly loud screeches can be heard from above as dozens of little ice hawks fly out of the upper levels to harry the opposing forces by dropping little snowballs from above and poking at eyes with their ice talons. All the while, Sight's presence in the area renders all fire used against them worthless.
And so beginith the great war...
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:30:16 GMT -5
*hits EK with lots of snow balls and then hits the stuff EK is throwing at the snow fort with the snow balls*
"Oh when Sights gets his super secert weapon fifnshed your going to be sorry EK"
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Feb 4, 2004 16:39:22 GMT -5
My super secret weapon is already built and ready! Go forth my legions!
*The lego fort opens up, spitting out huge lego Star Destroyers that fly overhead and begin to rain havoc on the ice creatures*
*The Dark Knight fires the super-mega-ultra cannon at the ice gate, attempting to blast through it*
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 16:47:41 GMT -5
The ice hawks fly down and pick up soldier after soldier and fly them up towards the lego star destroyers, attempting to drop them on top so they may bash them to oblivion. Numerous hawks and soldiers get shot down as they speed towards their destinations but some get through the fire from the SD's and successfully deliver their troops.
The troops form into a staggered formation and increase the distance between each other so they are forced to be taken out one by one instead of in groups as they continue to march on the lego fortress.
The siege begins to hurl its missles at the lego fort, trying to break a hole in the wall, all the fire is concentrated on one section near ground level...
The automated cannons that can reach begin firing at the Lego SD's to help support the snow army of pokiness.
The ice gate takes the blast full brunt, but survives the hit with only a giant crack in the center which slowly begins to fix itself little by little.
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:50:25 GMT -5
Sharess still aimes and fires at all the mean nasty lego thingys
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Feb 4, 2004 23:32:27 GMT -5
You can't penetrate my lego fortress of doom! Everyone knows that legos are indestructible!! *depraved laughter*
*Lego SDs deploy lego starfighters which fly around firing lego blasters at the infantry and hawks*
*Lego tanks are released from the lego fort and form a double line, firing with little lego machine guns*
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