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Post by nonameapparent on Jan 31, 2004 17:20:11 GMT -5
I am terribly bored so I will let The Cult of Bad Excuses reemerge from the mists of planetadnd.
[glow=red,2,300]purpose:[/glow] To root out the blasphemic good excuses and reestablish the rule of The Cult of Bad Excuses(And as a sideeffect take over the world).
[shadow=red,left,300]membership:[/shadow]to get membership of The Cult of Bad Excuses one must have excelled himself/herself in the ART of bad excuses. Thus making at least five(preferrably more) excuses which is deemed to be so outrageously bad that not even a deaf mull would believe you.
Benefits: (tada!!)an imaginary hat plus the right to call himself/herself Disciple of The Cult of Bad Excuses.
Lastly it shall be reckoned that a call for a disciple to undertake a secret operation for The Cult of Bad Excuses can`t be ignored and that we know where you live or at least the general direction of it.
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nodwyck
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Post by nodwyck on Feb 1, 2004 20:22:22 GMT -5
I'd join this cult of yours, but I don't have the time to come up with any good bad excuses from my past.
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Post by nonameapparent on Feb 2, 2004 9:15:31 GMT -5
*laying a fatherly hand on nodwyck`s shoulder* Welcome my son, it is never too late to begin in the ART of bad excuses. Look into yourself and you will find it. *continuing with a speech about member benefits while discretly reaching for nodwyck`s purse*
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 0:59:58 GMT -5
I'd join but I just took a stinky poo in the bathroom and am currently on the floor of the restroom because I passed out because of my own stench.
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 14:53:44 GMT -5
ROLF I too would join but i have to wash my hair
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Post by nonameapparent on Feb 4, 2004 16:34:24 GMT -5
Okay I see where this is going, everyone is making up bad excuses(except sight`s which is actually a very common problem for some) for not joining The Cult of Bad Excuses. But let me tell you this, shepherdless lambs, there is no excuses bad enough for not joining The Cult of Bad Excuses! So join The Cult of etc... Least you want our huge, enormous, gigantic, miniature army of three-legged baggers coming after you(thrust me their are mean!).
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Post by Sightspitter on Feb 4, 2004 16:35:46 GMT -5
I'm sorry but I'd rather not thrust you because thrusting throws my pinky out.
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:36:50 GMT -5
ok then I'll jon just keep the mean three legged bagers a way form me please
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Post by nodwyck on Feb 4, 2004 16:45:50 GMT -5
Hey cult boss! Your (huge, gigantic, enormous) miniature army (, of 3-legged baggers) ask'd to tell you that they'd love to come after us, but they have a choir practise.
Anyways, I can't stay, cos it's my poker night (red-hot pokers, mind you).
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:47:39 GMT -5
red hot pokers ohhhh sounds like fin can I come to noddy
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Post by nodwyck on Feb 4, 2004 16:50:43 GMT -5
Sure, we never have a full house.
now there's a godawful pun if I ever saw one.
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 16:53:22 GMT -5
cool red hot pokers heheheheheheheheh
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Post by nodwyck on Feb 4, 2004 16:59:35 GMT -5
ehee hehehehee... *not tired* *laughing so hard it makes me cry*
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Post by Sharess on Feb 4, 2004 17:01:35 GMT -5
well it better then layghting so hard you puke
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Post by nodwyck on Feb 4, 2004 17:18:05 GMT -5
I never puke in public. It's not... good manners.
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