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Post by nonameapparent on Mar 27, 2004 11:34:09 GMT -5
Bloop?
Anyway to the ritual: Welcome Little Blue Dragon to(a dramatic pause) The Cult of Bad Excuses. You as our only dragon-member, that I know of anyway, are given the following assignment. May I remind you that any use of force is justifiable in the service of The Cult of Bad Excuses. A job as a "security" guard in our factory in Albrahania, if you`re wondering where that is we don`t know either. But they sure as hell are cheap!. The factory or should I say the sla...i mean the workers make T.C.O.B.E merchandise fer the whole world. Fx. non-imaginary hats of real camel wool, turnips carved to look like Gandalf or Gandulf as we say. And alot of other useless ju.. I mean quality souvenirs. Your main objective will be to keep the workers in line, which shouldn`t be hard considering you`re a dragon and all. But if things get ugly, I mean more ugly than usual, the Albrahanians are very ugly people. Use whatever force neccesary to retain order.
We thrust you will do a good job and remember its only three months in that craph...that paradise on earth. Fill out the form and you`re good to go. You will be taking a random taxi, because since we don`t know where is. It is as good an solution as any other we could possible think of, not that we have tried of cause.
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Post by Sight on Mar 27, 2004 16:42:32 GMT -5
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Post by nonameapparent on Mar 29, 2004 10:19:45 GMT -5
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Post by Little Blue Dragon on Mar 29, 2004 10:30:01 GMT -5
*is all excited about new job*
Woot kicking ass will be fun *laughs evily* I won't hurt them - much
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Mar 29, 2004 23:04:52 GMT -5
*Rowan reports from Paris*
"I have had trouble trying to hang the banner on the Tower. First, I ran into some people that robbed it from me and I had to track them down to steal it back. Second, when I got it back, it had a big hole in it and had to be sewn, but I had to wait for the proper color of thread to come in so it would match the banner, and that took another week, then, thirdly, I couldn't find the exact spot where I wanted to hang the banner for me, but after converting a few more people to the cult, they helped me to decided on a good place to hang it so it would be seen by the most people, fourth, when we went to hang it, someone called the police on us for damaging property, so we had to run and hide and protect the precious banner which was hard to do because so many people tried to take it away from us, then finally, as we went to hang it, one of the new members leaned out a little to far when trying to put the pole in, and fell off the tower. We are still trying to get it hung, but now the weather is not agreeing with us, so we are still waiting to try and achieve our goal.
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Post by nonameapparent on Mar 30, 2004 9:47:22 GMT -5
Continue the good work Disciple RowanMoonWynd! But it is apparent that you have missed a important detail in your orders. The Eiffel Tower is a good tower, no doubt aboot it, but as the central comite, meaning me. Wanted something perculiar and surprising we(ie. me) chose The Leaning Tower of Pisa to be your objective. But we have a solution that will make your valiant efforts not be completely and utterly and totally in vain. Find a photocopying machine and photocopy the whole banner then travel to Italy with the real banner. And let you`re minio..new recruits glue the new paper banner together and hang in the eiffel tower over the city of love.
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Mar 30, 2004 17:47:22 GMT -5
*smacks self in head*
"I failed geography in school, and now you know why. Okay, the new members in Paris now have a copy of the banner and are taking care of it. Now I must hop a plane to Italy, and see if I can't find more followers of the cult."
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Post by Sight on Apr 3, 2004 17:42:17 GMT -5
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Post by nonameapparent on Apr 4, 2004 3:51:19 GMT -5
ah Sight it is good of you to stop by....I need report on how it goes converting Spamland`s citizens to the only true cult.
Also I need a report from Ladywinterwolf on it goes retrieving the sign from the ruins of the Laboratory of something which temporaly escapes me..
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Post by LadyWinterWolf on Apr 22, 2004 2:40:08 GMT -5
*LWW hands to Oblivion a squirrel's tale, the fur is ragged, and blackened bits of skin barely hang onto the bony end* I got it!!
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Post by nonameapparent on Apr 22, 2004 3:02:37 GMT -5
Why thank you Disciple LadyWinterWolf*takes the tail, seeing if there`s any more meat on it*. But where is the sign?
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Apr 22, 2004 16:41:34 GMT -5
The sign is hanging proudly on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Apr 22, 2004 18:11:27 GMT -5
I'd capture the first page of this forum except..... oh, wait. I just did
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Post by Exile, Bast Incarnate on Apr 22, 2004 19:05:03 GMT -5
I would've captured the whole forum if I hadn't started staring at the sky.
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Post by nonameapparent on Jun 2, 2004 10:29:06 GMT -5
This is called a bump...
btw Rowan what in the name of knight Wringleshoeh are you talking about?
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