How am I doing, other than the fact I haven't found a liberal dictionary yet.
"Liberal Dictionary....LOL!"
Soviet Union- The workers' utopia that failed because the right people weren't in charge.
Public Interest- A liberal cause.
Special Interest- A conservative cause
Religious Extremist- One who holds to any set of ideologies that does not accept or coincide with the socialist or atheistic worldviews
Racism- Any disagreement that a white person may have with someone else who is not white
Loophole- Giving a conservative a special tax break
Target Tax Cut- Giving a liberal a special tax break
Racist- White Person
Hate-Speech- A Republican's/Christian's/Conservative's lips are moving
Free Speech- The speech of liberals
Free Press- All media except Fox News and Talk Radio
Capital Punishment- Murder
Abortion- Choice
Ecomomic Growth- Opression
Government Growth- Prosperity
Racist/Bigot/Homophobe/Nazi/Fascist- Anyone winning an arguement against a liberal
Clear and Present Danger- Guns in hands of law abiding citizens
Global Warming-Yuppies driving SUVs
Gun control- Diane Feinstien and Robustly Abominable can have one, but not you
Intolerance- Disagreement with a liberal's point of view
Uncle Tom-
1. A black male who is not a victim
2. A black male who is not liberal
3. A black male who doesn't listen to Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the NAA(L)CP
Mean-spirited- The tendency to disagree with a liberal
Bipartisanship- When conservatives give in to everything liberals want
Campaign Finance Reform- What needs to happen when Republicans find legitimate ways to raise more money than Democrats
Compromise- When conservatives do everything liberals want
Conservative- Someone who wants to starve children and old people, destroy the environment, shoot everyone with their assault gun, run over others with their SUV, dump toxic waste in everyone else's swimming pool, and become one of The Richest 1% of Taxpayers.
The Constitution- A document written by a bunch of Dead White Males that needs to become a "living document" every time liberals don't get their way, and followed to the letter when they do.
Disenfranchisement- What happens when the liberal candidate loses the election.
McCarthyism - When average Americans exercise their right to boycott celebrities who make anti-American statements.
Media Bias- The right-wing slant of The Washington Times, National Review, Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Channel.
Negative Campaigning- Telling the truth about a liberal candidate.
Oil- What it's really about whenever a conservative deploys American troops.
The Poor- Anyone who will vote for liberals but can't make a donation to the DNC
Recession- Any time a conservative is President.
Right-wing Extremist-
1. Any Appellate or Supreme Court nomination by a conservative President.
2. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal.
Spending cut- Any time a Federal Program doesn't get as much money as liberals want
Tax cut- Whenever The Rich don't have their tax burden at least doubled
Tax Hike- Whenever The Poor don't get their refund on taxes they never payed
Unfair- Whenever liberals don't get their way
Unilateral- Any time one nation in the world objects to military action taken by the U.S., even if every other country in the world supports us
Need- When someone wants someone else's money.
Greed- When someone wants to keep their money.
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