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Post by LadyWinterWolf on Jan 1, 2004 2:26:01 GMT -5
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, " but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. | | | | | | | | | | Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles.
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Post by Sharess on Jan 1, 2004 17:45:55 GMT -5
very funny ;D
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Post by Sightspitter on Jan 1, 2004 18:25:43 GMT -5
That is good lol. Glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time. ;D
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Post by Sharess on Jan 1, 2004 19:41:40 GMT -5
lucky for you I got water all over my screen >:(but oh well it was funny
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Post by Shura on Jan 2, 2004 15:37:00 GMT -5
muhaha... that's gotta be a joke, right?
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Post by Sharess on Jan 2, 2004 15:40:55 GMT -5
maybe :-/what do you think?
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Post by Shura on Jan 2, 2004 16:03:35 GMT -5
I feel that the world would be a better place if it was true.
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Post by Sharess on Jan 2, 2004 23:10:58 GMT -5
turthfully it is ;D
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Post by khyron1144 on Jan 3, 2004 23:12:28 GMT -5
That was funny. I wonder who I can tell that to.
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Post by FionaMar on Jan 6, 2004 4:20:29 GMT -5
Does it matter if it is true or not, what seems important to me is that it made one laugh unexpectantly. Hmmmm, delightful thing is laughter, so stress releasing.
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Post by Shura on Jan 6, 2004 15:45:07 GMT -5
Well in truth it's not reality that matters, only your perception of it.
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Post by Cyberpaladin85 on Jan 9, 2004 20:45:24 GMT -5
Once again, you bring a smile to my face.
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Post by LadyWinterWolf on Jan 10, 2004 4:22:04 GMT -5
Hmmm, bringing happiness and smiles to people....seems to be what I'm here for.......and I thought it was just to drive people nuts.
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Post by Shura on Jan 10, 2004 17:12:19 GMT -5
can't break what's already in pieces, but the happiness and smiles are good too
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