Mad Prophet Presents )))Children Stories(((

[Jayce Vallintine]

The 3 Little Rocks.

Once a opon a time, 3 rocks was used to build concrete for the castle made for Princess Hope To Fail. The Princess had a cat who would meet the cow each day for tea, and a game of rummy. One day though the cow went to the market to become beef, and the cat got lost. The cat ended up going to the market to buy beef for the Princess, but it just so happen she too was gone. The dog went back in the alley when all of a sudden a huge tree vine dropped the sky. It looked like a beanstalk, but no one cared. The cat ended up eating beef wondering where the cow went, untel a chicken came running in the castle screaming the sky is falling.

"The Sky is falling," said the chicken, so the cat got up and put back on the chickens straight jacket, and took him back to the esylum.

There he found milk dripping from the corner of a table, so he drank a little before heading back. On the way back he decided to take a 8 hour shortcut, instead of the 30 minute walk he was doing. He headed straight in the forest where he meet a beaver of golden porportions.

The beaver said by and went to the castle. He looked back to see if the cat was fallowing, he wasn't so things were cool untel the ice monster ate him... The End for Now

Hey, what do you think?

[Cora Goldstar]

tis pretty good

[Jayce Vallintine]

[glow=yellow,2,300]ButterCream Princess[/glow]


Once opon a time of sorts lived a Princess. She milked her way to the top of the royal familiey by using the Royal Cow. One day while she was weaving golden thread from Royal Cow Hide an ugle troll of guilt apeared before her.

"Hello my Princess." He said in an anoying tone.

"Hi? I am not your princess I think?"

"No? Oh, uh then, um... Ha! Guess my name and I will give you a wish, but if you say the wrong name I will nuke your castle."

The Princess was devastated, she did not know what to do. After pacing a bit back in forth, she opened her mouth to make a motion, and blast a rythimical sound out of her mouth. "Um... "

The troll got angry as he fliped about. "So, you guessed my name easily, but I will only grant you one wish, so make it worth it."

The Princess closed her eyes, and made a wish withen the head of itself. After that the wish was granted and she gained the ability to make her own wishes as many times as she wants.


~THe eND~

[Jayce Vallintine]

The Right for Gravey!

This advanture starts off with people slayin people. Why, why must they go on killen. The horrable deaf they bring, theres no end!

Mean while back at the ranch, to farmers notice something in the sky.

"Brother Jebadia, whats that?"

"I ama nota sure, and I am sounden likea italian here."

"But, we are farmers. I sound like a hick, you are supposed to too."

Jebadia scratches indecently, "I never thought of it that way."

The brothers went inside to get a drink, because what was in the sky was awful, and should be destroyed. To think of it, it could be the moon in the daytime, but there so stupid, they can't coprehand that.

The brothers ended up becoming sailors after the (War of the Bad) was over. This war brought people to think, and that was not right, people are supposed to not think. that way we would have less problems in the world. I for one try not to think so much, that children is the main lession of the story.

But back to meaningless words, the brothers became sailors to see the world. Once they saw it, they got bored and went home. The nameless brother went insane and tryed to kill Jebadia in his sleep.

Remember he said like this, "remember." He went on to say how much he hated him, "I hate you." Then he went to sleep because he himself could not go through with it.

ENd tHe!

[MjolnirH]

1st story ROFL Great stuff crazy mixed up fairy tales heh
2nd story more of the same but still hilarious
3rd story mande me think too much hehe kinda rambled a bit without meaning or was that your intention

[Jayce Vallintine]

Meaning are for people who can grapple on to reality. And I good sir can not.