The Very Secret Diaries (LotR parody)

[Merkuri]

Now that all three movies are out I suspect anyone who has seen them will get a kick out of this. I believe most if not all of them were written after the first movie but before the second, but the author had read the books. Read them in order, they're funnier that way.

They are frickin hilarious, but most have "adult" overtones and I'd rate it PG-13.

www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/index.html

Sam will kill him if he tries anything.

Nope, still not king.

[Challenger]

Very very very funny.

Challenger

[Shura]

hehe kewl...

[Sharess]

teeheee I laught my butt off

[Shura]

how dare sauron take the orc's disco ball! I mean just imagine an orc disco!

[ShonenSenshiDave]

hey, hey... you forgot to put down my fave:

"I'm still the prittiest!" Legolas

[Merkuri]

Pippin: Yesterday Legolas held me upside down over crevasse until I admitted he was the prettiest elf in the Fellowship. Did not feel like pointing out he was only elf in Fellowship, as crevasse was very deep.

hahahahah!

[Black Robed One]

LOL

That's simply hilarious!

A couple of my favorite parts from Gimli's diary:

DAY SIXTEEN

Legolas told me Aragorn is way into Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Suggested to Legolas that we might want a leader who is less of a lech. Legolas then asked if I wanted to take a bath with him. Beginning to suspect that all that Elvish poetry about the glory of warrior-bonds between men just big cover-up for illicit spanking games.

DAY TWENTY-TWO

Left Lothlorien. Have been paddling in boats for days. Am getting v. lonely. Hobbits looking not so bad. Rather cute in fact, despite mullet haircuts. Cannot get near Frodo without getting bitten on kneecaps by Sam, and Pippin dating Boromir, so will see if perhaps Merry wants to take a nice moonlit stroll tonight. Hurrah for warrior-bonds between men.

[Black Robed One]

Another favorite part of mine, this one from Boromir's dairy:

Day Six:

Aragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo up Caradhras." "Boromir, quit trying to cut off Frodo's head while he's asleep so you can get at the Ring."

Blatant favoritism most annoying.