Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

[LadyWinterWolf]

Inside every older person is a younger person-wondering what the hell happened.

- Cora Harvey Armstrong -

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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

- Helen Hayes - (at 73)

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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

- Lily Tomlin -

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

- Carrie Snow -

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

- Laurie Kuslansky -

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck -

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Old age ain't no place for sissies.

- Bette Davis -

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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

- Rhonda Hansome -


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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

- Jane Sellman -

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

- Jennifer Unlimited -

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Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

- CharlotteWhitton -

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your Body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen -

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

- Jennifer Unlimited -

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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

- Catherine -

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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

- Janette Barber -

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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

- Kathy Buckley -

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.

- Dolly Parton -

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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

- Sue Grafton -

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

- Roseanne Barr -

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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

- Elayne Boosler -

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson -



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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.

- Margaret Thatcher -

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine Marriage and a career.

- Gloria Steinem -

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep His house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor -


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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

- Eleanor Roosevelt -

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[LadyWinterWolf]

*annoyed look* Geez, not on the forum for a full day yet, and proboards already messed up the counter on it.

[Rune Walsh]

Proboards has been ultra buggey lately.

I like the quotes though! Very insightful and a good laugh as well.