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Post by Arcaneye on Dec 19, 2003 0:58:53 GMT -5
((Its a drama/improve game I play in my drama clases. Just continue the rambling story of the person before you. Try to change it to another subject and make it funny. Its like the sentence one except that its telling a story of some kind.))
Once there was a man who had a great feast in honor of his newborn son. It was supposed to be an honorable occasion. But the night bgan to go really reall bad and messy (forgive my use of big words). What he didn't know was that one of his servants had found a crazy turkey to serve, and crazy turkey meat makes the mind go crazy and...
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Post by Sharess on Dec 19, 2003 23:32:04 GMT -5
The seveant all so didn't cook the meat all the way adding to the effects of the crasy turkey meat. Not only will it make the mind go crasy but now the hallusinations would be more realistic and the voices would now say even wierder things. So as evey one ate the crasy turkey meat the Duke saw a ........
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Dec 20, 2003 0:29:19 GMT -5
...wips that stood before him like some seaside fog that arose to encircle him. "What are you?", he asked, aghast. "Some fiend from the netherworld, come to take my soul? A witch's work, here to befoul me with your heretic magicks? The avatar of Death, here to claim the spirit of this disemboweled turkey?". The wisp danced mysteriously while it spat out its reply...
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Post by Sharess on Dec 20, 2003 18:19:37 GMT -5
...."I am none of those thing that you think you fear. No no no I am much worse I bring you the news that in the next two hours your mother in law is going to ask to move in with you and you wil say yes. Yup and you know what that crazy female dog is like. You have the next 15 years to look forward to her endless".........
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Dec 28, 2003 23:38:34 GMT -5
"...plights and the manner by which you will continue to endure these torments" it replied cruelly, "and endure them you will..."
It floated a distance and continued "None shall save you and your attempts to rid yourself of your fate will be for naught because..."
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Post by Sharess on Dec 30, 2003 0:07:41 GMT -5
"Your a good man and an even better son in law. You'll put up with her with a smile on your face and a hole eatting your tummy"
Now it was the Duchess turn to see and haer strange thing due to the crasy turkey meat. She turn her head to the right and saw on the floor a.........
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Post by Anastas on Jan 1, 2004 14:00:01 GMT -5
.... a giant pulsating, writhing, spleen. The spleen oozed and gurgled and pustulated. Then crawled towards her, muttering...
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Post by Sharess on Jan 1, 2004 14:32:31 GMT -5
"I'l get you my sweetie" At the sight of this the Duchess took a try and blashed it over and over again until .......
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Post by Little Blue Dragon on Mar 26, 2004 7:53:33 GMT -5
the blob lay bleeding ooze all over the floor where he was found by a strange man in a black cloak. The Man spoke some ancient words, where upon...
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Post by Sharess on Mar 26, 2004 10:56:47 GMT -5
the yuck pile of gunck turned into a beatuful lady but there was a promblem with the lady she was horny 24 /7......
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Mar 26, 2004 13:17:11 GMT -5
so she cast and spell on the man and then led him away into the forest and then......................
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Post by Exile, Bast Incarnate on Mar 26, 2004 19:35:32 GMT -5
Gave him the best hours of his life, but the hours turned to days and the days turned to weeks. Before they knew it, it had been a century of...you know. The went out of the forest to find everything...
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Mar 26, 2004 21:36:39 GMT -5
they knew to be changed and wondered at how long they had been in the forest. Gone were their horses and carriages, and in their place were..................
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Post by EK - Shadow of Death on Mar 26, 2004 21:38:35 GMT -5
Exactly as it was. Not a shrub had been moved, though a horse with carriage now stood before them. The driver of the carriage looked down and...
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Mar 26, 2004 21:44:51 GMT -5
smiled at them for he knew what they had been up to in the forest. He knew it had been awhile since they had last eaten so he..................
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