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Post by Sightspitter on Dec 22, 2003 10:56:57 GMT -5
Zorglesplats deserve no less than lickity death!
... What are zorglesplats anywats...?
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Slag
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F'n A, mate!
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Post by Slag on Dec 22, 2003 12:34:03 GMT -5
... What are zorglesplats anywats...? What you get when Zorgles spack into the windscreen.
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Dec 22, 2003 18:17:21 GMT -5
Man I really hate it when that happens!
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Post by Sharess on Dec 22, 2003 20:27:26 GMT -5
yes it just takes forever to clean
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Post by Sightspitter on Dec 22, 2003 20:48:40 GMT -5
I'm still confused....
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Slag
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F'n A, mate!
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Post by Slag on Dec 23, 2003 10:00:25 GMT -5
That's why Slag uses Zorglegone(TM)!
Are Zorglesplats blurring up your windscreen? Can't get them off? You've tried scrubbing, scraping, scouring...but nothing seems to work!
But with Zorglegone(TM) the Zorlgesplats dissapear like magic!
So how much would you pay for two 0.1 oz bottles of Zorglegone(TM)? $500? $1000? One million dollars!!!
No! Call now and pay only 30 easy payments of $9999.95 (plus shipping and handling)!
Opperators are standing by!
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Slag
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F'n A, mate!
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Post by Slag on Dec 23, 2003 10:01:01 GMT -5
But Wait! There's MORE!!! Call within the next 5 minutes and get the Zorglescrape(TM) patented Zorgle removal tool, a $69.42 dollar value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! That's TWO 0.1 oz bottles of Zorglegone(TM) and the free Zorglescraper(TM) for only 30 easy payments of $9999.95 (plus shipping and handling)! Yes ONLY 30 easy payments of $9999.95 (plus shipping and handling)! Call NOW!!!
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Slag
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F'n A, mate!
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Post by Slag on Dec 23, 2003 10:03:43 GMT -5
I said Call NOW, A**hole!! Not tomorow, NOW!! Are you listening to me?! I said NOW!!!!You WILL call this instant, do you understand me, candy ass!!!Don't make me come over there!
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Dec 23, 2003 20:05:56 GMT -5
If I make you come over here what cha gonna do?
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Pandora
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"Tomorrow is another day."- Scarlett O'Hara
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Post by Pandora on Dec 23, 2003 21:37:15 GMT -5
call zorgle number and hang up hee hee
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Post by RowanMoonWynd on Dec 24, 2003 0:53:00 GMT -5
So what's the next secret word?
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Post by FionaMar on Dec 24, 2003 4:10:59 GMT -5
Murglefurtz
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Post by Sharess on Dec 24, 2003 19:59:15 GMT -5
scraches head in confuseion
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Post by Little Blue Dragon on Dec 25, 2003 22:36:59 GMT -5
*pokes everyone then runs away laughing*
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