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Post by Shadowdragon on Nov 17, 2004 18:48:08 GMT -5
And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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Post by OceanWhysper on Nov 18, 2004 12:47:02 GMT -5
Giggles welp this is me........laughing
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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Post by LadyWinterWolf on Nov 19, 2004 2:51:53 GMT -5
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. *snickers* ......or with making up phony screen names just for the heck of it.
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Pandora
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Post by Pandora on Nov 19, 2004 19:55:19 GMT -5
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away. hey I am not a pack rat!
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Post by LittleBano on Nov 26, 2004 13:54:04 GMT -5
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Damn... going to need therapy just to get through the grief of the joke...
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Post by venatus on Nov 26, 2004 22:35:45 GMT -5
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
well, what exactly does that mean.
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Post by Black Robed One on Dec 12, 2004 5:12:04 GMT -5
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
*BRO is equally confused*
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