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Post by Darkwalker on Oct 16, 2003 20:06:36 GMT -5
Ok, I have been playing for a while and have found plenty of cards with good flavortexts. So post some of you favorite ones here. If the card has been in multiple editions, make a note of which edition the3 card is out of.
Inspiration: "Madness and genius are separated only by degres of success." -Sidar Jabari
Memory Lapse: "Oh, I had a concience once. But alas, I seem to have forgotten where I put it." -Chandler (Fifth Ed.)
Memory Lapse: "Um...oh...what was I saying?" -Reveka, wizard savant (Sixth Ed.)
War Tax: The worst thing about being a depraved pirate is having to work with a bunch of depraved pirates.
Frantic Search: Motivation was high in the academy once students realized flunking their exams could kill them.
Divert: "What's the fun of being a wizard if you can't mess with people's heads?"
Mana Leak: "The fatal flaw in every plan is the asumption that you know more than your enemy." -Volrath (Stronghold)
Boomerang: A lie always returns; be careful how you catch it. (Mirage)
Flash Flood: Many people say that no power can bring the mountains low. Many people are fools. (Fourth Ed.)
Evervate: "Worlds turn in crucial moments of decision. Make your chioce." -Gustha Ebbasdotter, Kjeldoran Royal Mage (Ice Age)
Laquatus's Disdain: "The first time was amusing, but now you're getting tiresome."
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Deyv
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Darq Lord... tch, fine. Darq Minion.
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Post by Deyv on Oct 17, 2003 21:05:29 GMT -5
Fodder Cannon: Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin. (8th)
Rush of Knowledge: "Limitless power is glorious until you gain limitless understanding." -Ixidor, reality sculptor (wolf head : 1993 )
Mortuary: "Think of them not as failures but as works in progress." -Volrath (arch with portcullis: 1998)
Death Pit Offering: "Kill them all and feed them to the new recruits." -Crovax, ascendant evincar (8th)
Counterspell: "Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty." -Saprazzan vizer (Zorro type mask, 1999)
Drudge Skeletons: "The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off." -Nevinyrral, Necromancer's Handbook (8th)
Goblin Spelunkers: "Don't worry, it just small jump. You go first." "IIIEEEeeee." "We go different way now."
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Post by Drakenred on Oct 18, 2003 0:36:11 GMT -5
The bright tunnel sometimes leads back to life
What do you mean we're our of stuff to melt down? Give me your leg.
Reinforments. . . or refreshments?
the one for Fodder cannon is priceless
Step 1 Find your cousin
Step 2 Get your cousin in the cannon
Step 3 Find another cousin. . .
I would not stand in front of that Wurm son. Course I woulnt stand behind it neither, In fact standing anywhere near that wurms not mutch of a plan. Running, now thats a plan!
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Post by Drakenred on Oct 18, 2003 0:40:07 GMT -5
and then their is the one for the Enormous Baloth
Its diet consists of Fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.
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Post by Darkwalker on Oct 18, 2003 0:43:31 GMT -5
Ya forgot to mention what cards some of them came off of Drakenred. Makes it easier for some of us. and Deyv, I wil help ya with the editions if ya need it....
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Post by GIR on Oct 18, 2003 0:49:38 GMT -5
there are so many, that i one thing i like about magic also. is just the flavour text. but the frantic search is a good one.
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Post by Darkwalker on Oct 18, 2003 0:52:39 GMT -5
Sad thing is that those all came from just some of my blues...I haven't even looked at the other colors yet.
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Post by Infernowizard on Oct 31, 2003 11:16:30 GMT -5
All of the colors have some good ones.... just don't bring "Wuv Muffin" into the picture
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Post by KaineGreyshadow on Dec 28, 2003 11:31:03 GMT -5
a few of my favorites from the newer sets...
Synapse Sliver(Legions):"Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected."-Riptide Project researcher
Aether Charge(Onslaught): "Is it just me, or does that meteor have teeth?"
Spectral Sliver(Legions): "Sure, I've seen agents of the Cabal here and there. Well, not here, and certainly not in any of the sliver labs. Oh dear, I've said too much."-Apprentice researcher
Goblin Pyromancer(Onslaught): "The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works."
Bloodscent(Mirrodin): "To study the predators of the Tangle, two people are required: one to watch from above, and one to run like hell."
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Post by GIR on Mar 9, 2004 16:43:57 GMT -5
Undead Warcheif - "It has the strenght of seven men, In fact, it use to be seven men."
Carrion Wurm - "Since it eats only carrion, sometimes it needs to make some from scratch."
Drudge Skeletons - "The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."
Frantic Search - "Motivation was high in the academy once students realized flunking their exams could kill the."
Bloodshot Cyclops - "After their encounter, the goblins named him Chuck."
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